THE GREAT BICYCLE CAPER

So some low-life stole Hibah's bicyle yesterday while I was at work.  What kind of a loser steals a bike from a person's front porch I mean honestly are you that pathetic.  I only hope that this loser or drug addicted waste of life rides the bike off an abyss or into oncoming traffic.  It is not about the bike joy-boy it's the fact that you stole something that did not belong to you!  If someone would have come and asked for the bike I would have said by all means friendo take the bicycle and ride off into the sunset.  Now it's war bike geek like the time I declared war on the fixed gear losers and their liberal militia of commie losers.  I am not going to lose this battle you parasitic air-thief!