Saturday, November 27, 2010

Am I losing touch with reality

This is a serious question I am posing to my 2 blog readers has the whole world gone crazy or is it me who is crazy?  I am just a regressive ape-man who cannot understand the "gay" love between two vultures and the outrage at their separation.  Apparently in Germany the land of my ancestors and tolerance (that part was not meant  to be funny) two male vultures flying around the aviary decided that they much preferred the company of each other to the company of the female vultures.  Apparently these two male vultures even nest together and now it has been decided that they are gay.  How you decide that a vulture is gay is beyond me unless the vultures are getting down and even if these vultures are gay who cares right?  Apparently two sides in Germany the zookeepers and the gay rights activists no this is not a joke just completely hilarious.  First of all, is there really a need for gay rights activists to come out (no pun intended) and protest the separation of two gay vultures.  Secondly, why are these gay vultures being separated this is a non-issue people is there some vulture shortage that requires these two gay birds to reproduce if not then I say let them nest together and be gay vultures.  Also have gay rights activists achieved all of their desires and objectives such that they are now focused with laser precision on sexual equality for vultures.  I am done fighting for gay human rights and it is now time to fight for our gay animal friends.  Honestly, the world is going to hell and everyone is worried about homosexual vultures this is  truly the first sign of the impending apocalypse.  Germany lighten up let the gay vultures fly over rainbows of tolerance it is thanksgiving after all.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Predictable response

This could be one of the most serious international incidents facing the Obama administration if you do not count the last time North Korea launched an unprovoked attack on South Korea while the U.S. stood by slack-jawed looking weak and stupid.  When a North Korean submarine fired a torpedo sinking a South Korean vessel and killing dozens of South Korean sailors the U.S. predictably stated we support our ally in South Korea but did nothing to halt this aggressive and unwarranted behavior by the military dictatorship of North Korea and its evil midget ruler.  Apparently North Korea has attacked again launching missiles at a South Korean island which contains both service members and civilians and what does America do?  Once again we warn against further aggresive behavior this is like warning to take a child's ice cream cone if they continue to commit arson in their playroom.  America needs to be decisive and strong and send a message to the despotic midget ruler of North Korea we will crush you and your pathetic regime at will.  However, there remains one inconvenient truth China supports their North Korean puppet and China owns American through treasury bonds and other assets, loans etc due to America's love affair with deficiet spending for unfunded entitlements.  Thank you welfare and bridges to nowhere we are know beholden to the communists and why not I mean if our Chinese sugar daddy continues to feed the Federal Reserve's drug habit and the Federal Government's irresponsible spending why shouldn't we abandon an old ally to the talons of a midget dictator and his communist puppet masters.  I am no fan of war as a general rule but America is not adverse to military exercises in futility i.e. vietnam and afghanistan or the more popular proxy war Angola, Central America but our personal favorite beating up on the pathetic Grenada, Panama and Iraq.  Given our track record of fighting tinpot dictators and engaging in long protracted wars of attrition (see above). Why would America not jump at the chance to smash North Korea once and for all.  Oh yeah forgot about that unfunded entitlement spending it is a real killer(just ask the South Koreans) when you cannot pay your debts whether it Joe the Ragman or Uncle Sam.