Tuesday, February 23, 2010

People who Smoke are less Smart

Duh!  According to a study conducted by the Israeli military people who smoke at least one (1) pack per day have a lower IQ than people who do not smoke this confirms it if you smoke you are not smart.  Smoking also kills you so in addition to the threat of death you can add the stigma of being less smart than the people who chose to live by not polluting their lungs with tar.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Terror Rehab

Apparently you can erase those violent jihadist tendencies with just one trip to the Saudi Jihad-Out training camp its like stain remover for your extremist soul!  I am not sure what one could accomplish in a Wahhabi country in regards to becoming a reformed terrrorist or even what the term reformed terrorist means?  Something makes me wonder how someone can go from psychopath to gentle lover of humanity in just a few simple steps thanks to the Saudis.  I am going to file this under suspect and do some more investigation.  After all I would one hundred percent support any program that could change extremists into pacifist but the preliminary results from the programs graduates are not very promising. 
The program was widely praised by American and foreign counterterrorism officials until 11 of its graduates, nearly half of them former prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, showed up in Yemen, the latest battleground in the militant Islamists' holy war against regional and foreign "infidels."

When asked what the proud graduates were doing in Yemen they stated seeing the sights and purchasing coffee duh!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

U.S. Marines brace for major battle against Taliban force

A joint force of Afghan forces and U.S. Marines exchanged gunfire with Taliban insurgents ahead of what military sources on the ground in Afghanistan are calling the build-up to a major battle near Marjah, Afghanistan.  According to the U.S. military the Taliban is attempting to draw U.S. and Allied forces into a battle before the U.S. is ready to launch a full scale assault on a Taliban strong hold in the Opium producing section of the war torn country.  I mention this story for one particular reason because soft-headed liberals and the criminal in chief of Afghanistan the criminal low-life Karzai are convinced that if we bribe the Taliban with aid money they will suddenly stop trafficking in drugs and committing terrorism.  Laughable at best but the sad thing is President Obama seems to believe that these murderous thugs known as the Taliban are merely acting out of economic desperation which is funny considering they get rich selling dope.  Also of interest money is a secondary motive to these murderers their true calling is their backwards and oppressive intrepretation of Islam.  The Taliban is a product of diseased minds and not economic desperation.  The Taliban should be give two options: (1) surrender or (2) be annihilated.  Until our President learns the lesson that you cannot stop or change evil with hope and money he will continue to stumble and fall.  Evil can only be vanquished with force and the Taliban is truly evil.  Also, no more U.S. aid to the Karzai regime that clown is a thief and a drug dealer.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

What I learned about Blue Jackets Hockey

I learned that Blue Jackets fans are a complete joke and that hockey at Nationwide is a total cheese fest.  I mean the Arena is top notch but the atmosphere is like a middle school dance awkward and slight unnerving in a creepy way.  From the terrible firing of the cannon to the terrible rockabilly music Columbus is not a hockey town.  Also the Sabres completed embarassed the thousands of crazy fans like myself who came into to cheer for the Sabres.  In a word, Sabres you shamed me and I told my wife now you are officially a BUFFALO SPORTS FAN.  FOREVER SABRES!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Obtain Greatness

Lately OG has taken a number of body blows from members defecting to other crews to a number of former members selling out but let me assure the remaining members that we are as strong as ever.  Obtain Greatness is based on straight edge brotherhood and unity through clean living.  Many people who had not sold out officially had taken serious steps towards rejecting the lifestyle and values that are expected of our brothers.  Straight Edge is not for the weak and it is not for sexual deviants who claim to be straight edge because they remain drug and alcohol free.  Straight Edge is a life long commitment to living a healthy and positive life through sobriety and morality.  Let me state that OG is stronger now than ever and the remaining brothers should remember we will never leave or give up our convictions.  To those who sold out and fell from grace that is unfortunate but we do not bear any hard feelings or animosity good luck to you and please reject the false embraces of drugs and alcohol.  Selling out is the poison apple of edge it is the original sin which casts out the guilty from the brotherhood.  You can never claim or come back but you will always be our brothers.  As for the people who embarassed the crew and lived a deviant lifestyle you are gone and we are stronger.  Selling out is not the end of the world selling out your convictions and becoming a loser who abuses or worse yet sells drugs is the end of the world and of our friendship.  My conviction is writen on my skin and it will never fade this is my conviction: Straight Edge, today, tomorrow, forever. 

Monday, February 1, 2010

RYAN MILLER LOVES AMERICA

Ryan Miller in addition to be my all-time favorite hockey player (since Hasek became a traitor!) is also a super patriot.  Ryan Miller is the all-star goalie of the Buffalo Sabres and is a starting goalie for the U.S. Olympic Hockey team in the Winter Olympics.  Check out this amazing goalie mask!  I am going to see Miller and the Sabres in Columbus this Saturday!