SAN FRANCISCO SUFFERING FROM A NEW MENANCE

Before you jump to any conclusion it isn't Nancy Pelosi and her latest tirade or rant about nothing. It is something much more sinister I fear!  SEA LIONS GONE WILD apparently sea lions have gone insane and are attacking people!  People are unable to deal with this menance because sea lions are protected under federal law and besides that many people like Pelosi find them cute and cuddly.  Not so say others who have been attacked by the overweight carnivores.