ATTN: AL GORE SAVE THE IGUANAS

I have a suggestion for Al Gore and all his hot air:  Save the Iguanas of Florida!  Apparently it is so cold in Northen Florida due to global warming that freezing iguanas have been seen falling out of trees. Apparently the reptiles being cold-blooded because paralyzed when the temperature drop into the 40s and just lose their grip thus free falling to Earth.  It must be global warming because Al Gore said that the debate is over!  Since the debate is over Al Gore should have plenty of free time to blow some hot air on these freezing iguanas that is unless his SUV or private jet are snowed in by the blistering winter winds.  Iguanas really are falling out of trees people that is not a joke! Al Gore is a joke but no one is laughing.

Update:  Apparently the Sea turtles and the manatees are now suffering severely due to the extreme cold weather and still no word from Al Gore on his plan to save these innocent animals from global warming.