TRAP THEM

Not that one band with the loud music and "cool" attitude no I am referring to cornering a female and then impregnating her in order to have a new generation of Buffalo sports fans.  Of course I am not advocating having new Bills fans out of wedlock that is what Jets fans or god forbid PATRIOTS fans do.  No we Bills fans are of a higher calling and breeding stock we marry our ladies before planting the seeds of tomorrow.  Is that creepy?  To sit and think about reproducing just to increase the Marv Levy army?  If you agree that breeding to fill out the season ticket rolls of Ralph Wilson Stadium is one of your main duties in life then this will be right up your sick and twisted little alley.  Losing is the legacy I will pass onto my progeny and this is our lifestyle go BILLS!