Saturday, November 27, 2010

Am I losing touch with reality

This is a serious question I am posing to my 2 blog readers has the whole world gone crazy or is it me who is crazy?  I am just a regressive ape-man who cannot understand the "gay" love between two vultures and the outrage at their separation.  Apparently in Germany the land of my ancestors and tolerance (that part was not meant  to be funny) two male vultures flying around the aviary decided that they much preferred the company of each other to the company of the female vultures.  Apparently these two male vultures even nest together and now it has been decided that they are gay.  How you decide that a vulture is gay is beyond me unless the vultures are getting down and even if these vultures are gay who cares right?  Apparently two sides in Germany the zookeepers and the gay rights activists no this is not a joke just completely hilarious.  First of all, is there really a need for gay rights activists to come out (no pun intended) and protest the separation of two gay vultures.  Secondly, why are these gay vultures being separated this is a non-issue people is there some vulture shortage that requires these two gay birds to reproduce if not then I say let them nest together and be gay vultures.  Also have gay rights activists achieved all of their desires and objectives such that they are now focused with laser precision on sexual equality for vultures.  I am done fighting for gay human rights and it is now time to fight for our gay animal friends.  Honestly, the world is going to hell and everyone is worried about homosexual vultures this is  truly the first sign of the impending apocalypse.  Germany lighten up let the gay vultures fly over rainbows of tolerance it is thanksgiving after all.

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