ABOUT OBAMA MONEY! Yes when the banks repay that Stimulus money I can finally get my Obama money! Now I know that you are worried about the economy and the rising unemployment but do not worry because the economy is the Republican's fault and not the failed economic policies of Obama. Obama told America yesterday in a speech that the Republicans ruined the economy (even though the Democrats controlled Congress during the majority of the Bush era and would have to approve any legislation) but that it is Obama's job to save the economy. Sound familiar to anyone? It should because Obama gave this speech during the 2008 Presidential Election and immediately after his inauguration and on several other occasions throughout the term of his short Presidency. Bush started America's decline with TARP I and Obama pushed the car off the economic cliff with TARP II believe me there is plenty of blame for everyone. However, it is all irrelevant because the political pundits have forgotten about the ominpotent power of Obama money. Even if Obama's economic plans fail Obama has his stash of Obama money and he can deliver us from destruction after all that's why we voted for him right?
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
First shoes now tomatoes
Apparently a guy in Minnesota tried to hit Sarah Palin with a tomato. Whether you love or loath Sarah Palin this man is a loser for two reasons: (1) he threw the tomato from the second story and missed by ten feet (2) he threw a tomato what a tool! Apparently the man hit two police officers instead of his intended target, Sarah Palin.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Pakistani Powerhouse defends title
Amir Khan a Pakistani British boxer pummeled his opponent last night in a bout lasting a mere 79 seconds to retain his WBA boxing title. What surprised and somewhat offended me about an article from the Times of London was a mention of the two fighters’ religious beliefs and an ignorant comment regarding God or Allah. Amir Khan is a devout Muslim and his opponent Dmitriy Salita, from Brooklyn, New York is an orthodox Jew. The first thing that occurred to me upon reading this was what does it matter what religion these two fine athletes practice and why did this article even mention their religious beliefs. I follow boxing because I am a fan of the sport of boxing the religion of the fighters is irrelevant to me as a Muslim. At first I dismissed the mention of religious affiliation as a mere passing point but then the writer of the article followed it up with this gem of a line:
I just found this point irrelevant and misleading for one simple reason. Both Salita and Khan share the monotheistic belief that there is one Creator. There are not multiple Gods there is only one God and Mr. Khan and Mr. Salita believe in the one true Creator and they are children of Abraham. In closing, both of these men are God fearing people and I am happy to hear that in a world of classless athletes such athletes still exist and I wish both men the best of luck in their future endeavors.
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After the two men, one an orthodox Jew, the other a devout Muslim, had prayed to their respective Gods in their corners as the first bell sounded [.]
I just found this point irrelevant and misleading for one simple reason. Both Salita and Khan share the monotheistic belief that there is one Creator. There are not multiple Gods there is only one God and Mr. Khan and Mr. Salita believe in the one true Creator and they are children of Abraham. In closing, both of these men are God fearing people and I am happy to hear that in a world of classless athletes such athletes still exist and I wish both men the best of luck in their future endeavors.
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Saturday, December 5, 2009
Islamophobic Nazis
It would appear that all the Christian evangelists are correct the end of the world is upon bring on the apocalypse the boiling seas and the horsemen as neo-nazi islamophobes march in England. Apparently an Anti-Islamic group in England has decided to take Islamophobia to new heights of ignorance and stupidity by throwing Nazi salutes while marching for intolerance. Nothing says rational like Nazis and bashing Islam at the same time what can I say classy!
In other English news the English have an Afghan policy that might actually work! The English government has cut funding to a hotline number which allows the British public to call in and report UFO activity. Citing the fact that no credible evidence of UFOs has been gathered since the programs inception the British government has decided to throw the money into the Afghan war effort. The money diverted will amount to approximately $77,000 USD and will probably be more effective than anything the current U.S. administration dreams up in the Afghanistan campaign.
In other English news the English have an Afghan policy that might actually work! The English government has cut funding to a hotline number which allows the British public to call in and report UFO activity. Citing the fact that no credible evidence of UFOs has been gathered since the programs inception the British government has decided to throw the money into the Afghan war effort. The money diverted will amount to approximately $77,000 USD and will probably be more effective than anything the current U.S. administration dreams up in the Afghanistan campaign.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Funny Joke
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars,
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was
finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the
call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president
of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars,
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was
finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the
call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president
of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Pick on Pakistan
That seems to be the en vogue thing to do these days to pick on Pakistan and blame the Pakis for not capturing Osama Bin Laden. First Secretary of State Clinton attacked Pakistan for not doing enough to capture Osama Bin Laden and fight Al-Qaeda during her recent "trash our allies" tour through Pakistan. Now the leader of England PM Brown is attacking Pakistan and making the same lame brained argument about not cooperating with turning over Bin Laden. Pakistan's PM Yousuf Raza Gilani responded to Brown's claim by stating
Lately all the liberals have been babbling about Bin Laden in my opinion this blame game is pointless for one simple reason: BIN LADEN IS DEAD! Yes, that is right I am convinced that Bin Laden is dead and burning in hell as we speak. I have seen no evidence to the contrary that this mass murderer is still among the living. There has been no conclusive intelligence or evidence to the contrary and as such I believe that he died in Tora Bora. Now do not get me wrong I am not defending the Pakistani government they have always been and remain a bunch of corrupt cretins but let’s not place blame where it doesn’t belong or try to distort issues unnecessarily.
In related the news the reaction to the Afghan war speech given by President Obama has been universally negative and has been sharply criticized by both liberals and conservatives in the U.S. and the rest of the world. The Obama White House has repeatedly shown that it will throw allies under the bus literally and figuratively speaking. Obama's troop speech bombed in Pakistan and the rest of the world. No one believes in the U.S. under Obama's leadership because he is weak, petulant and comes across as a truckler. His administration seeks to blame others instead of focusing on real objectives and goals from President Bush to the government of Pakistan everything is someone else's fault to President Obama. Maleeha Lodhi a former Pakistani ambassador to the U.S. summed up the regions view of the Obama administration best when she stated:
“I doubt the information which you are giving is correct because I don’t think Osama bin Laden is in Pakistan[.]"
Lately all the liberals have been babbling about Bin Laden in my opinion this blame game is pointless for one simple reason: BIN LADEN IS DEAD! Yes, that is right I am convinced that Bin Laden is dead and burning in hell as we speak. I have seen no evidence to the contrary that this mass murderer is still among the living. There has been no conclusive intelligence or evidence to the contrary and as such I believe that he died in Tora Bora. Now do not get me wrong I am not defending the Pakistani government they have always been and remain a bunch of corrupt cretins but let’s not place blame where it doesn’t belong or try to distort issues unnecessarily.
In related the news the reaction to the Afghan war speech given by President Obama has been universally negative and has been sharply criticized by both liberals and conservatives in the U.S. and the rest of the world. The Obama White House has repeatedly shown that it will throw allies under the bus literally and figuratively speaking. Obama's troop speech bombed in Pakistan and the rest of the world. No one believes in the U.S. under Obama's leadership because he is weak, petulant and comes across as a truckler. His administration seeks to blame others instead of focusing on real objectives and goals from President Bush to the government of Pakistan everything is someone else's fault to President Obama. Maleeha Lodhi a former Pakistani ambassador to the U.S. summed up the regions view of the Obama administration best when she stated:
"President Obama’s speech seems to be more about the politics in Washington’s beltway than credibly addressing a dire situation in the region [.]”
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Memo to Taliban
Apparently Obama in an attempt to appease his liberal fanatic base decided to issue an open invitation to the terrorists in Afghanistan to take a breather and avoid unnecessary casualties. President Obama informed the enemy that he plans to withdraw U.S. ground forces from Afghanistan in July 2011. Why then would the Taliban or Al-Qaeda expend unnecessary resources and send their lunatics into the teeth of a lion when they can simply wait for the lion to give up and leave. Showing the enemy your hand in a time of war is generally an amateur move and a sure fire recipe for failure. The truly mortifying thing about this bit of idiocy by our President is that he has effectively told our troops that they are fighting a war he has no serious intention of winning. It is beyond tragic that our President is going to send 30,000 young men and women into a region ripe with death and injury with the decision made in advance to not follow through with the objective of ultimately defeating the terrorists and making the world a safer place. Mr. Obama please stop the charade if you are not qualified or willing to lead our Armed Forces competently please step down before more Americans die in vain due to your incompetent attempts to appease your liberal base while still appearing dedicated to America's military. It is true that when someone attempts to be please everyone all the time they end up failing everyone.
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